Imperfect Flight Attendant – Warren Miller – Lurching from one near disaster to another …

The voice of the flight attendant came over the loudspeakers precisely as the textbook said it should.

For years I have wished I could rewrite that safety speech so that it was at least entertaining. No matter how grumpy I was on a late flight on the scheduled airline stuck at 38,000 feet, my rewrite would sound less intimidating and scary.

Imagine my surprise when we were getting ready to taxi to the takeoff spot when "Grace Goodenough" turned on the microphone. She made it sound like open mic at the local Comedy Club:

by Warren Miller with help from Grace

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